Okay, for those having zero
tolerance to sweet stuff, look away. This week recipe is bound to scare the
shit out of you, you’ll be begging for mercy just from knowing what it is.
Ever watch a television show on
travel channel that covers the food of a state fair in the US? Some of you
might actually have a clue of what I’m talking about here. Fuck yes; it’s the
deep fried food. And this time, let me take you and your taste palate to a
journey of self-discovery. A trip of a lifetime in search of the meaning of
life; flying right through the Cosmos.
Wait.
This ain’t NGC. Sorry Neil, I’m
not stealing your thunder here ;P
Anyway, I’m calling this week
recipe a theme rather than a specific name.
Welcome to SUGAR HEAVEN 99.
Y’all won’t be ready for this, so let’s just get
on with it!
You will need:
1 Pack of Oreo. I think this consisted of 12 piece of cookie. Go
for your favorite flavor. As you can see here, I got me some Double Stuf
1 pack of Snickers.
Enough oil for frying
For the batter
1 ½ cup of All Purpose Flour
½ tsp of Salt
1 Egg
1 cup of plain Milk. COLD
1 tsp of Baking Powder
1 ½ tbsp of Sugar
So you think you can handle this?
Are you sure? Well, if you said so
Ready? Here We Go!
Step 1 – Unwrap both the Oreos and the Snickers from the packaging,
and let it freeze inside the freezer for at least 3-4 hours. Best if its left
overnight. Without freezing, the cookie and the chocolate bar will melt
uncontrollably. And we don’t want that. We wanna do this in a very strictly
controlled condition! (that sounded WAAAY too militarized lol). Leave them
inside the freezer until just before frying. Oh yes, no picture. Y'all know what 'Unwrap' means right?
Step 2 – Mix your egg and milk. On a separate bowl, combine the
flour, salt, baking powder, and sugar. Stir to combine. Pour the egg/milk
mixture to the flour mix, and stir vigorously to ensure there are no lumps.
Legend has it that the better had to be cold to ensure it is crisp. But I’ve
yet to find this kind of batter that turn out crisp after frying. This batter
will turn out a little crisp, but mostly cakey.
Egg goes together with milk. (that almost sounded like a porno pun LOL) |
Stir to combine |
Flour |
Baking Powder |
Salt |
Sugar |
Stir, Stir, STIR! |
Wet x Dry |
Stir |
Right consistency! |
Step 3 – Heat your oil, highest heat you can afford. We’re
utilizing flash frying method, in which the cooking time will be as little as a
minute or so.
Step 4 – Dunk your Oreos and Snickers to the batter, and coat it
evenly. Just before frying, let the excess batter drip down. We don’t want too
much excess on the pan. Too much Excess => Burnt Excess => will probably
ruin the remaining batch.
A lil' bit of skinny dipping |
Step 5 – FRY THE BASTARDS!!! Do them in batches to avoid the temperature dropping. Just fry them long enough so the
batter will turn golden brown. This will take about 30 seconds per side for
both Oreo and Snickers. After it turns golden brown, pick ‘em up and let it
drain over a paper towel. Remember, cooking time WILL vary. Trust your sight and instinct!
Initial drop |
Joined by the comrades |
Right after the flip |
All done |
And no, i did not forget about the Snickers x). This one took about 20 seconds on each side. Snickers are more prone to melting. |
Step 6 – SERVE!
Udah nyoba bikin dan SUMPAHINIENAKBANGETGILAK! Nggak perlu nunggu Big Box PHD lagi :))
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